I didn't know I had any money till I was seventeen or so. I grew up in a martial arts boarding school, so -- you know, clean the floors and do the laundry and rake the garden, we did all that to teach us discipline and self-respect and all that. Then I graduate, come back home, and bam! [He smacks the table with two fingers, just enough to make a noise to emphasize the point.] Inheritance time. So doing rich-person things like having a butler sounds pretty ridiculous. I have a cleaning service, but that's just 'cuz my mansion is huge, and my mansion is huge because I want to fill it up with people if I can, not because I get off on having a ceiling I can't reach.
[ She's trying, she really is, but she also doesn't get wanting to fill the mansion up with people. She's been alone so much of her life that all she can picture is an over-decorated hotel. ]
I'll just take your word for it.
Though Batman's butler was like, the best member of the whole team.
[ It's a tie between him and Cass, but Alfred was a good friend when she came back from being 'dead'. ]
[Well, it does have a pair of swimming pools. Wanting a huge family is Morgan's way of dealing with his own solitude, lacking parents and alienated from his twin as he is.]
Right, but he was there from the beginning! You can't just add someone on and have them suddenly be so indispensable.
Well, uh. [Morgan actually blushes -- faintly, but since his skin is so fair, it really shows.] It's not... gonna make me any less of an irrepressible horndog, y'know. That could be considered a disadvantage.
[Honestly, he IS a little embarrassed, by this of all things! He hadn't been so bad in the past, and then he'd been led down the path of carnal corruption. Color him very glad indeed that Steph doesn't seem to mind...]
Even if we don't get out of the house at all some days?
[ Steph ducks her head and turns even pinker. Feeling down or not, that's a rather enticing proposal. She's been walking that path a long time. Besides, as long as he's embarrassed, she doesn't have to be! ]
You say that, but thoroughness is an accomplishment all its own. [Morgan drops his chin onto a palm, propping himself up with his arm as he regards Steph with a fond smile that veers slightly towards the dopey side.]
If history is any guide, we'll get so caught up that one or both of us won't even remember we had plans and preferences to begin with. I know you have that effect on me for sure.
And we'd like to avoid ordinary reasons why you'd need to do that. [They won't and don't, of course, but he's pretty sure they can both agree they don't like her being hurt.]
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Date: 2022-05-03 02:55 pm (UTC)I'll just take your word for it.
Though Batman's butler was like, the best member of the whole team.
[ It's a tie between him and Cass, but Alfred was a good friend when she came back from being 'dead'. ]
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Date: 2022-05-03 03:05 pm (UTC)Right, but he was there from the beginning! You can't just add someone on and have them suddenly be so indispensable.
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Date: 2022-05-03 03:28 pm (UTC)I dunno. Isn't that how friendship works?
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Date: 2022-05-03 03:37 pm (UTC)Hmm, and I imagine a good butler would also become a friend in time. If they didn't start out as one, as is the case we're discussing for comparison.
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Date: 2022-05-03 04:25 pm (UTC)He was. To me, I mean.
Honestly, I don't mind the idea of living off delivery, either.
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Date: 2022-05-03 05:05 pm (UTC)It wouldn't really change much, would it?
[ She's over here more often than she's in her own apartment. ]
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Date: 2022-05-03 05:52 pm (UTC)I'm sure I'll manage somehow.
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Date: 2022-05-05 11:40 pm (UTC)Even if we don't get out of the house at all some days?
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Date: 2022-05-06 11:58 pm (UTC)It is a nice house.
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Date: 2022-05-07 12:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-05-09 08:41 pm (UTC)[ It's going to be weird living someplace more than 1500 square feet. ]
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Date: 2022-05-10 01:31 am (UTC)[But look on the bright side, the main floor is a dojo. Training without having to go anywhere!]
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Date: 2022-06-01 01:27 pm (UTC)You say that, but I'm still not interested.
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Date: 2022-06-01 03:17 pm (UTC)[And that SURE isn't a complaint.]
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Date: 2022-06-03 12:39 am (UTC)[ Her voice is entirely too innocent. At least she has a surefire way to end the tour if he bores her. ]
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Date: 2022-06-03 01:57 pm (UTC)[It doesn't go just one way, after all.]
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Date: 2022-06-05 12:03 am (UTC)At least until my stomach starts to hurt.
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Date: 2022-06-06 12:02 am (UTC)I have to be able to focus. I can't use it much on myself.
[ She never has bruises anymore, though! ]
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